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zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying only after i eat mexican food olé omg
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zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying only after i eat mexican food olé omg
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googlehomie: ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
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unbreaxkable: nosdrinker: i saw a grown ass man wearing an angry birds shirt today this dude was at least 45 My dad, and he’s 50
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coagulates: someone fall in love with me i am bored
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noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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rnph: there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
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seriouslyoccasional: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it don’t do this
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epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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