May 2013
zapppping:
just-another-puzzle:
markohppus:
bceky:
markohppus:
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
zapppping:
just-another-puzzle:
markohppus:
bceky:
markohppus:
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
googlehomie:
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
unbreaxkable:
nosdrinker:
i saw a grown ass man wearing an angry birds shirt today this dude was at least 45
My dad, and he’s 50
coagulates:
someone fall in love with me i am bored
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
seriouslyoccasional:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
don’t do this
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
